What are you doing in London Johnny?

 Take me back to Manchester when it's raining,

 I want to wet my feet in Albert Square,

 I'm all agog for a good thick fog,

 I do not like the sun, I like it raining cats and dogs.

 I want to smell the odors of the Irwell,

 I want to feel the soot get in me hair.

 I don’t want to roam ;

 I want to get back home

 to rainy Manchester